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Knockout Zed
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I worked for the City of Detroit for 6 months of the Archer admin. He decided not to run and we were hopeful that this young, new guy, only 6 months older than me, would be able to keep the momentum going. That seemed like such a long time ago.

Really! Where was Louis C.K.? Did I miss something?

Super Karate, who do you think made that call? On a THURSDAY, for goodness sakes! Their GM has to be an idiot. You're right, it could have been a whole hour, replacing Jay Fucking Leno.

WDIV - Channel 4 Detroit
They put on a locally produced 30 minute special called the Minds of Medicine in place of Community last night. I'll be watching on Hulu in a second, but my outrage is still in full effect.

The spit takes…
…were a waste of good Vernors. That's just not done!

Really kinda funny looking, and a marginal actress. And yes, slutty.

It's real clubby and insiderish. I'm a fan of that shit too. Why? I know not.

C+. Worst episode so far. The guest stars fucked it up for me. Manny was gold, though.

My long gone idealism
This was the first movie I saw after I graduated from college (the second being Pulp Fiction). As a dyed in the wool cynic and people hater, I loved loved loved this movie. It actually moved me. I didn't have a deep, analytical look at the themes and the meaning behind the movie, which came much

Did you just…
…use a De La Soul reference and attribute it to ATCQ?

Honest to god, go fuck yourself. If you wanna equate what the fuck some undereducated (or secretly VERY EDUCATED) rapper says on a record to that effort Richards made to de-humanize two people who dissatisfied him and who were physically unlike himself, man fuck you.

Burn! You must be from the Great Lakes State, hunh?

Second the Dash love.

How is Cheyanne Jackson not the name of a porn chick in "Big Black Oiled Asses #6"?

Define "sexy"?

She was Dwight's coworker when he went to work at Staples/Office Max/Office Depot a few seasons ago.

I hate Bostonfan the most, with NYfan a really close second. They are the worst winners in the free world. It's a team with players, coaches, trainers, and an owner that won, NOT YOU PERSONALLY. You still suck as a human being. If a team from your city wins and you walk around talking about how another person, who

What a punchable mug!
It's not that I hate Boston, or even Boston sports teams. It's the fucking rabid assed fans that I hate. And this guy is the epitome of King Bostonfan. I can't even derive joy from his well written columns, because I despise him so much for being THAT FAN.

When I was a kid, I thought that was his entire last name: Dantanna. Everybody always said the whole thing, never just Dan or Tanna.

The one in the late 70s starring the Fonz will always be the high water mark of Xmas Carol adaptations.