One solid laugh
I just watched it this morning online and I spit coffee on my monitor when Nard-Dog talked about owing Dwight after death "A recipe for a ghost".

Naw, Roneesh. I'd bang her innocent ass all the same.

Donald Glover was the gay kid in the 30 Rock ep where Tracy returns to his H.S.? "Who told?" Those two words made him a legend in my book.

I did, which made it funny to me. Apparently not to anyone else.

Are you fucking serious? What do you think 911 dispatchers are trained to do? People call panicked, incoherent and generally out of sorts, the dispatcher is supposed to work with them to get the information they need to send units out, Fuzzy, not be unduly belligerent and fucking surly.

I thought the show was toast at Seinfeldvision and it rebounded spectacularly. This episode was the best of this young season.

I'm 38 and I've never seen the first run of the Brady Bunch, but I've seen every episode. The reruns were everywhere in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.

I had to Google "Edward Cullen". My pop culture blindspots are getting bigger and bigger.

Yeah, that was some nice shit. Good work O'Neal. I hope you're not in trouble at home over this.

Pistons woulda still won two.

He stole his wife's money from the ashtray, too.

Damn it…
I'm 38 right now. I guess it's time to pack it in. Are the rules the same for a city planner?

That headline…
pure Rabin.

I watched as a kid in the D too. I loved his show.

I'm 6'3" too (hey, look, a trend) but I'm a big, wide guy, so I always get the football question. It's an irritating thing to have to say I hated the jock culture so I didn't stay on the team. It sounds horribly elitist. I need a new excuse.

Fran, I'd argue that holding on tightly to a G.I. Joe sculpted, muscular "action figure" would be more of a sign, but hey, that's just me.

I loved the Michigan Panthers as a kid. I watched the championship game, the last such professional football championship I'm ever likely to see my home team win. Go Lions.

A wink is as good as a nod to blind horse.

Troy
When he broke down screaming "The Soul Train Awards were tonight!" I fucking lost it. Comedy gold.

A minor point
I don't think the…um…*sigh*…original Woodstock was free.