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Knockout Zed
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I'm a Detroiter and I've seen it. And not on CBC.

I love the Tigers with all my heart, but they choked away this season. It was a gift, because we didn't expect them to do squat, but to lose it like they did was heartbreaking. Congratulations to the Twins. The better team won.

I second that Metro Times endorsement.

I cringed when Pam cringed. And laughed heartily when Michael commended him on it.

I don't think it matters if he's a cheater or not, but where parameters in relationships are established. If ol' boy had another situation that wasn't morally wrong in your eyes, but he didn't want his wife to know about it, why would it be Michael's role to tell her? Honestly, I don't think I've been so pissed off

Jazmine Sullivan is a relatively new R&B artist, but her whole CD is dope. I was put off by that ignorant Broken Windows song, but she's really good.

That gotdamn skit used to turn my stomach. I'd actually forgotten about it until you brought it up. Thanks, Frito.

Patricia Heaton is the sole reason I couldn't watch Everybody Loves Raymond, and it has nothing to do with her politics. I used to think it was just how shrill the character was written, but man oh man, she irritates me in everything she does.

According To The Rock and Seann William Whathiznuts…
I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide.

Cat Sounds
I had a completely asexual view of Amelie until she started making that cat roaring sound. It wasn't intended to be, but that was damn sexy.

Her father's fam owns the Giants, her mother's fam owns the Steelers. That's a fucking winning combination right there.

That clock never has the right time.

Bad Ronald!!!
Now I won't get crazy assed looks when I talk about this movie. I can prove it really exists. Me and my siblings used to love this movie. It didn't come on much in the VCR-era, so I couldn't tape it.

Julie & Julia
Me and my wife went to see it this weekend, and it was consistent with all the criticism I've read. The Julia parts were great, the Julie parts not so much. If there was a DVD feature that would let somebody just watch the Julia parts as it's own mini-movie, that flaw could be easily fixed.

Ellen Cleghorne
Because hell, why not?

Man, fuck…
That photo.

Maybe that brain surgeon also has an MBA from Wharton. It doesn't take a rocket scientist with an associates to make that logical leap.

That's true. Because Black people are literally black. Witty!

I loved the Tribe reference too.

So now we're just letting failed firsties slide?