Orphan
The internets are abuzz about that dumb assed twist. The thing is, it's made me more curious about this film than I would have been otherwise.

Andy Rooney.

Didn't know where else to put this
The China issue of The Onion is fucking amazing.

I guess it's time for me to wander over to these parts and tell Adolph Oliver Pubes to swallow a fat dick soaked in Faygo.

As a Patrice O'Neal fan, I was sad to see it go.

Rather, are referred to by that moniker.

You cats are late. There are 7 such colleges that do refer to themselves as such.

When I read the headline…
…I knew what I was in for. You fuckers didn't disappoint. I can count on the AV Club commenters to be exactly who they are.

I'm the only black AV Club commenter, kids. Go back to listening to "London Calling" on vinyl and/or wacking off to the Leighton Meester download while I go get some pussy.

Tip's Folly
I've had a bootleg version since 2002. I loved parts and hated parts. I'm looking forward to it getting a proper release though.

Chilli
What? You mean cheating on Dallas Austin to hook up with his protege Usher wasn't the way to find lasting love?

I pick Charlotte Rampling. And yes, I know that wasn't a choice.

Thanks for that, Santos. I'm sure my officemates think I'm insane for laughing as loudly as I did.

Morose
I feel almost as bad as I did when Richard Jeni died.

One and a half good albums? I'm not even a MJ fan, I'm a huge Prince fan, but you've got to be kidding with that shit. Is Off The Wall not even in the conversation? What about his prior work with The Jacksons/Jackson 5? Listen to the work, man.

If they didn't give out the sentimental awards, the deserving parties like Pacino, Scorsese, Paul Newman, et al, would have won it on merit many years prior.

My Shoes Hurt!
What a glorious, glorious show.

Ronnie Dobbs singing in that beautiful, civilized voice is the height of hilarity.

I look forward to seeing you get "curbed" the minute you decide to stop hiding behind your keyboards and make an enunciation crack like that in real life to the wrong person.

Fuck the hate on Steely Dan. If you don't like it, ride a Steely Dan.