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Is Brian Williams the first person to be punished for lying about the war in Iraq?

Speed Racer was a better movie than Into the Wild. Speed Racer was a fun and goofy action movie; Into the Wild was a boring, mediocre film based on a boring, pretentious book.

This is a good movie but really, Miguel and Tulio are obviously a couple. "Friendship" my ass!

Steven Universe is currently the best show on television.

I didn't hate it when they originally aired, but when I go back to older episodes and watch them it's a lot worse than I remember. Most of the romantic subplots in Adventure Time I could do without.

That sounds good. I haven't gotten to watch the episode yet, I'm just worried they'll focus the series on Finn's love life more and let me tell you. There's nothing I'd rather watch less.

Please don't bring back the Finn/Bubblegum romantic subplot. It was easily the worst part of earlier seasons.

"Number two was The World Cup, so at least that one doesn’t involve anyone dying."

If I slow down a song from a 90s animated movie will I get a mediocre article written about me on here too?

No.

Hell yeah.

If that's your thing than why don't I ever see you on other things that suck? Like Youtube comments. Do you ever make youtube comments?

Are you just going to every comment I make and replying? Cause that's a little weird, dude. Go back to Metal Gear Solid 2.

I didn't say that they weren't! But I'm willing to bet that you have holes in your media knowledge as well, including within film. There are never going to be any films that everyone has seen, and as such it's ridiculous to imply that because you haven't seen a specific film your opinion on trends in media is without…

It's not a good metric by itself but it's a good starting point for feminist analysis and criticism.

I'd like to see someone who has seen every film that someone, somewhere, has claimed is essential.

Men do too. (It's called their mouth. Waka waka!)

Goddamn gay and transgendered kids, why should they get to see characters like them on the screen?! Fuckin PC police all up ins

I probably should!