Once again, things go horribly awry on Kickstarter.

Well, people sometimes now wear baseball caps even when there isn't a baseball game on the verge of breaking out.

Games of scrabble played by Bruce Willis and Demi Moore.

I'm going to take the time to savor this moment, a rare and fleeting instance when I see "Steven Seagal" and "marathon" in the same sentence.

I'll really regret the day when robots take over all the jobs that have already been taken over by James Franco. Thankfully, we're still some ways off from a robot passing the Franco test: writing a monologue about the semiotics of the Pineapple Express craft table while performing in Les Miserables: On Ice!

I don't think I want to visit this Palo Alto vista.

I eagerly await a variation on this scene, featuring  Jimmy (McConaughey), Betsy (Hathaway), and Ross (Damon). The setting is a gleaming futuristic interior, the inky blackness of space outside the glass. All the characters wear overalls and straw hats. Jimmy is chewing on a piece of long grass.

Yes. As you'll note on this timepiece, we've gone from before midnight to I Need Cash O'clock.

Also where the viewer is tortured for two hours.

I'm a big fan of De Palma's work and I really enjoyed it. I think reaction to the movie is going to be divided along those who've liked his work in the past and those unfamiliar with it - it's not going to win new converts, and it's not a gateway to geekery. He deals with the themes in an incredibly spare,…

Here's a spoiler:

Gomez is actually Voight's daughter, and the whole thing is just a ploy to discourage her from using the car on weekends.

They don't actually hire you, and they don't actually pay you. It's all gratuities. You kill the Uzbek, you get a chocolate milkshake and a copy of Guild Wars 2.

That's interesting. Is this the opening crawl to the next Star Wars movie?

What about my broken car?
What about my life so far?
What about my dream?
What about everything?
What about aeroplanes?
And what about ships that drank the sea?

Clearly, he's trying out for the part that was originally played by the bear. Tagline: "A movie about earth's most dangerous inhabitant: man. More specifically, Alec Baldwin."

At this point, this feels like he's auditioning for a re-make of Grizzly Man.

Is Ghostbusters II really one of the great unanswered mysteries of the universe? Aren't there more serious scientific questions, like pyramid space ships and Bermuda Triangles, that we should be answering first?

"Does it mean anything to you at all?", I asked the great Inspector Dupin, as he peered at the message that had all the inscrutability of a chinese sage.

Since it's a religious pic and it's a guy who really gets off on himself, sounds like the part Kirk Cameron was born to play…with.