Don't make me come over there and get gangsta. Right now, I'm gonna get gangsta on the sofa, curl up with my AK and have a cry.

Except Rubin's work in the 80s is often very spare. You listen to LL's Radio and it's just him and one other track. When the Beasties try to re-capture that in To The Five Boroughs, it's equally spare - just this insane contrast to Paul's Boutique. I'm not hating on this song for hating: this sounds like a fucking…

Game over, game over
You are my Bey, and I am your Hova
If you are the Don, I am the combover
Girl is looking so fine, even though I am sober
Sorta is sad, like when soda goes flat
When things fall apart and entropy goes fast
By the time I hit the very last verse
We'll hit the very death of the universe

He really sounds less like the "LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" guy, and a lot more like the "GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!" guy.

Oh no, there I go / I annoy you like Omarosa Manigault

Em is now going for the CBS demographic.

I'm distracted from my anger about twerking because your dun duns keep making me look around for a nearby shark.

At her next concert, I hope she behaves with more dignity, and keeps to a simple, elegant choreography which ends with a bunch of deer pissing all over her.

@avclub-110f08d5c3133981366b5c53ace53241:disqus, when the last veil falls, and it's finally revealed who you are, I'm going to regret not saying this to you when I might have had the chance, so I'll say it now:

I think it's because of Hollywood's amazing track record with this kind of material. I picture Catcher being made in the 70s: Ryan O'Neal as Holden with Robert Vaughn as Mr. Antonlini. Written and directed by Stanley Kramer. A soundtrack featuring The Lovin Spoonful and Judy Collins. Tag line: "Meet Holden Caulfield.…

It's a darn shame that a whole new amendment was added just because of Abigail Adams' horrible butter churner routine.

I don't think anything from the VMAs would remind me of stuff nominated for Best Picture. Though it did sort of make me think of the slow motion orgy room in Logan's Run and that got an Oscar for special effects.

Well, given recent trade agreements and the breakdown of state sovereignty, this might be difficult. However, I might be able to give a definition of Love, Transnational Corporation Style, the sitcom everyone watches on the Nostromo.

Great. Why do I have a funny feeling that every plotline will end up revolving around their "victory" in the 1812 war?

It's because Ben Kingsley's facial expressions operate like clockwork, rotating through the same set of expressions every minute and every day. This serves as the premise for the upcoming dystopian action flick, Timeless: The Adventures of Colt Johnson and Ben Kingsley, set in a future world where all clocks are…

That interrogation scene…what did I just watch? "We'll break the suspect down through his guilty love of 70s euro porn. Sanjay, take your shirt off and try to look as much as possible like this old Giorgio Moroder album cover."

You're gonna defend this to the death? In what, the "I Hate Great Music" platoon?

Or maybe she's referring to the "Ya-ya Stall", a popular attraction at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

That outfit is awesome. I assume that earlier that day he was auditioning for the part of Gandalf in a version of Lord of the Rings that I'm sorry was never made.

Four song clips of the David Lynch film can be found here: "David Lynch's 'Duran Duran' Concert Movie Is Too Weird Not to Watch".