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Goto Tengo
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Distinguishing a bottom-scraping addition from the found footage genre is like trying to find the ass end in anal porn.

A rustic folk song confirms what the internet has to say.

The Babelicious and the Boomtastic

I read it that way too, and thought: enough with the superhero origin movies.

I think people getting all into generational warfare over this speech are missing a crucial context: Sorkin being turned down by some twenty year old actress.

I'll throw in what I always thought was one of the most cynical lines in one of the most cynical movies ever made, Escape from New York: "Listen to me, Hauk. The President is DEAD, you got that? Somebody's had him for dinner." There's no veneration whatsoever from Plissken for the country, for the president, for

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The apparition of these faces in the crowd;     
Petals on a wet, black bough.
The fuck was up with that Spring Breakers?

I really hate the french, but I am a Francophile.

Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
William C. Faulkner was Big Sleepin'

…it's full of Franco!

You can find out later this year, with a thoughtful award winning drama on the subject, The Stoic Preciousness, directed by James Franco, with Patti Smith as Grandma Jones, and a soundtrack by someone whose last album got a 9.5 at Pitchfork and that you pretended to like for a week.

I'm not sure. But Dead Man, Stupid sounds like a film noir made by the Farrelly brothers.

"You see, I really liked your work on that last Roland Emmerich picture, but I'm still not sure you can write human."

What's really upsetting is that the only reason they even put that in there is because of the McDonald's tie-in.

Imperial officer: What figure of note do I speaketh with? What signifier does my lord operate under?

@Hamlet(DaBigMFH): 2 B / - 2 B, —> ?

You might just be confused because any theater showing one of his recent movies feels like a prison. A boring prison. Right next door to an even worse incarceration center, starring Katherine Heigl.

"According to the Wikipedia, the prison warden was an 18th century prostitute, and she likes to assault sea turtles."

Get Him to the Cimmerian