Busey. Rinna. Adkins. The whole Wu-Tang of celebrity underemployment will be entering the chamber.

This doesn't sound like an actual movie. It sounds like an extra-amazing episode of Celebrity Apprentice. I'm guessing it ends with Trump yelling at everybody that not only did they not escape from prison, but their new Walgreen's ice cream flavor tastes like garbage.

"Does Ally Sheedy come with it?"

Finally. A state of the art machine for all my tictactoe needs.

Hmmm…if I know my Ray Bradbury's "Sound of Thunder", it looks like we have a visitor from an alternate timeline. Good afternoon, Ricky Coogin, or should I say…GUD AFTIRNUUN, RIKKEEE KUGENN?

Henry V: Assignment Miami Beach

Well, okay. But these Molotov cocktails…

Romeo and Ecks vs. Juliet and Sever: The Destruction of Jared Syn

On the one hand, your well-reasoned argument has calmed my outrage. On the other hand, I can't let all these rotting eggs and Molotov cocktails just sit around.

I don't remember it at all. Is that the one with the robot, the shark, or the shark robot?

@avclub-3bca94e353e508c1a49bf984fc5c346d:disqus :

"I've made a huge mistake"
-audience member, five minutes into The Heat

It looks like a clip from my favorite supercut of all time, "White people doing hiphop stuff to avoid trouble". That supercut is both a key anthropological document and hilarious.

Learn to Love: How to Learn to Love might be my least favorite self-help book ever, right after Learn to Learn: How to Learnity Learn Learn - The Learning Learn.

Call me a fuddyduddy, but I preferred "Decisions and Boners" when it was called Jane Eyre.

Well, I appreciate hearing about that episode from your life / premise for an upcoming sitcom from the makers of "Carnivale".

Stupid? He wants to torture Al Pacino and marry Natalie Portman. Maybe if you could look beyond the fat, you'd see his genius.

I'm not sure what to think of these proposals. I do, however, think that the keywords used to describe this article - Val Kilmer, Larry King, old, fat, Heat 2, Natalie Portman, Natalie Portman twelve at the time, married to Natalie Portman, jacuzzi, waffles, robot, Al Pacino tortured, Al Pacino killed - are an attempt…

This makes me nostalgic for a gentler, simpler time, when I was in a gang and all we did was harass people that didn't make our sign. Ah, to be young and once again with the best street gang ever…the Van Buren Boys.

You'd have a hard time topping the actual story, "Shaquille O'Neal wages war against a Miami computer geek":