"To make it in this business my boy, you need a moniker that connotes success. Something that combines the panache of an action star with the lovability of a classic cartoon character. A few years from now, Variety will be all ablaze about your star quality, whether it's Daffy Van Damme, Arnold McDuck, or whatever…

I assume at some point in this movie a bunch of clerks enter the court with a bunch of huge bags which they say is children's mail addressed to the defendant, and the exasperated judge is all, "Wait a minute. These are letters from kids addressed to SATAN?" and the clerk is all "Whoops. I think the Macy's thing is two…

It's like a cross between that sci-fi thriller about the doomed love of an O negative and an AB positive, The Blood Adjustment Bureau, and that movie about an obsessively clean street gang, Blood Out, Blood Out.

You can make the point that this film's ancestry might be traced to french New Wave movies like Breathless and Pierrot Le Fou; Pierrot involves the man and woman going on a crime spree for no reason at all. Breathless has a similar female lead who seems to be distant from all things. Thieves Like Us, about a criminal…

R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.

And with that helpful hint, I both complete the Sunday crossword and discover the location of Cibola.

The secret ingredient is love.

The Steven Soderbergh theatrical adaptation of Jekyll and Hyde was to be about Soderbergh thinking out how to make a theatrical adaptation of Hyde with Soderbergh and Harrelson playing the respective parts of the hypothetical adaptation. The actual play was to be a one-man show of Soderbergh just trying to think out…

"It's not intended to be an entertaining film."

I'm pretty sure "I'm addicted (to Gucci!)" is a song recorded by late period Aerosmith, which I'm really glad I've never listened to, but this guy has as a ringtone which he sings along to.

It's hard to tell where the suit ends and the skin begins. He's kinda like a shopaholic Predator.

Well, it's nice you dropped by to describe your new movie, Michael Haneke.

Jay will promise to hand over the show at some house in New Jersey, Jimmy will walk in, flanked by Rickey Minor and Wally Wingert, before noticing the basement is entirely dark and empty, too late realizing what's up, he'll cry out "Oh n-", when a bullet will suddenly end his sentence, and he'll fall to the floor in a…

OZ A BLAND TOWN, BLUNDER: YOU BETTER RUN, YOU BETTER TAKE COVER

It doesn't. However, in the latest Sundance project directed by James Franco, lots of penises shoot life.

Well, I appreciate the Majority Leader dropping by and explaining the Republican position on the sequester.

…a child's choo-choo along a tired mom's leg.

Daffy Dick - Might have been? Was. From Sinatra: The Voice, by James Kaplan:

Oh yes, the Trump brand fragrance. The helpful, odiferous clue letting you know that the Match.com algorithm is still broken.

I know that something has gone horribly awry with the caption ranking system when this isn't near the top of page one.