"Somehow, in between the seventeen re-writes, and Takashi Miike taking over as director, the big-screen version of a beloved ABC sitcom ended up as Two Pigs, A Dead Guy, and a Death Factory."

OKAY OKAY, I linked them somewhere safe, instead of whatever netherworld location they travelled to.

Short Bussy, which he insists you pronounce "Short Bizzay".

Invisible hand, do your work. Pick Hava Nagila: The Movie!

I'm confused - were these ads on heyidiotsheresgarbage.org, moviesforstupids.net, or sarahpalin.com?

I'm not sure why, but I think New York City's rent control laws are to blame for this.

I watch a lot of borderline offensive and over the line offensive stuff, enjoy it, and I guess what bothered me about the bit, and that made it different from Family Guy is you're targeting people for what - because some of them were naked when they played in rape scenes? It's a very different dynamic from a character…

You can put lipstick on a pig, but he still won't call you the next day,

I know many important and rational thoughts have been expressed on Disqus, but I'm not entirely sure their repository of wit and genius will be preserved for future generations.

I decided to refute your statement by making a youtube video that was a remake of the closing massacre of The Wild Bunch, with all the parts played by Hellmann's jars. Halfway through production, I realized I had misread your comment. 

Between this and Ed Sheeran's "A Team", I'm getting a wee bit sick and tired at this soft rock with subversive lyrics stuff. Maybe we could all go back to better, more sincere days, and straight ahead soft rock like "Every Breath You Take", "Eye in the Sky","Peg", or "I'm on Fire".

The bleepacious "What it's Like" felt like a test run for a rap version of Noam Chomsky's redacted FBI file.

ICP data collection is currently impeded by their belief that keyboards are magical gaybo conversion devices.

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It's for this same reason that I believe Bob Newhart's ridiculous claim that he's slept with over ten thousand women.

On the other hand, it was the perfect set-up for when you were hanging from that girder, being shot at by the terrorists, and you got to say, "Who knew a great day would start out so badly?" And for your car getting more and more smashed up in various chases, and each time you'd say, "Nothing that a little paint can't…

Here’s an anecdote. I wasn’t there, but it’s a great story. Tom Hanks came by my place of work, said hello to everyone, hello hello hello, then repeatedly stabbed one of my co-workers. He then ate the man's bag lunch in front of the man, while he lay dying. He then yelled at a female co-worker, "Take your clothes off,…

I'm sure somewhere in this seven page opus it's already been mentioned, but I'll put in a vote for James Toback's The Big Bang, a documentary where he interviews a number of interesting people, including Darryl Dawkins and controversial producer Don Simpson. It's never been out on DVD, I believe because of rights…

"Whatever you do, don't click that link that says 'Nigeria Megan Fox Boobs Cash Nude Batman'"

We can't always get what we want, whether it's Joseph and Mary, or thirsty me: the inn, cider.