"Ain't that particular…some guy hanging from a firehose outside a skyscraper, yelling something in russian…now he's got a machine gun out…and he's shooting a window to get back into the building…reminds me of something, not sure what…anyhoo, let's get back to some real imaginative action in our blockbuster movie -…

I was sure Engraged came out in between EVOL and Sister; the cover was a hand drawing of a bloody talon wearing a diamond ring.

Aw, geez. Is nothing safe from Roland Barthes?

It's like Jane Austen, but better. If you like Jane Austen, you'll probably love Pride and Preggy Juice.

This one time, at band camp.

It isn't a carriage chase if it isn't accompanied by a thumping bass line and a wicked hi-hat.

"You're going down, Chuzzlewit!"

The answer is no. There'll be no sitcom for you, Hugh Grant.

Beyond the usual suspects, like "South Park" and The Master, there's an old mini series called Wild Palms which is an incredibly nasty take on three figures in the movement - Hubbard, Mary Sue, and Miscavige. On the one hand, it's veiled. On the other hand, it's unmistakably then, and so nasty that it makes you amazed…

Number One:…not Emage.

They really should have stuck to the original, more factually correct title of Girlfriend Who Was In A Coma, But Is Now Out Of Coma, And Hilariously Trying To Figure Out Cell Phones.

Sad, Mad, and About To Say Something…Sensitive.

This appears to be the Elaine Benes of dancing plots.

I assumed it was famed southern performance artist Boo Urns.

Which lost one audience, and then won a whole new, slightly fringier one when James Cromwell took over as lead.

Because the last time Ricci was awake she was fifteen; so, even though she's aged seventeen years, when she wakes up, she feels like she's still fifteen. She's the way older one, but she has even less life experience than her daughter. So, you get conflict. And conflict produces laughs. And that's why NBC's other…

Some people pick a double major early.

Your ideas are interesting and often amuse me. I will be using a select few in my hilarious new comedy, "Planet Rock".

Hubbard had a huge hang-up about homosexuality. One of his sons was gay, had a very difficult life because of many things, including his father's attitude, and committed suicide when he was quite young.

A show about a woman who awakens from a long coma to discover she has a 17-year-old daughter, starring Christina Ricci. Hey, old-time Johnny Carson psychic character, what was this show originally called?