Wild Hogs, Two: Xenu and the Art of Hetero Lifestyle Maintenance

My only knowledge of the place comes from "Hollywood Squares" and Mullholland Drive. Apparently it's full of very knowledgeable, very excitable people, and the whole place is run by an all-powerful elderly couple.

True Pud He's still gorgeous. And I say that as someone with high standards, who's only halfway through their first scotch. Well, at least it says "Scotch" on the paper bag.

I could see his character from Django and her character from The Master making an excellent couple as well.

I'll disgrace myself by saying that she looks really good in this movie. Were a member of a distant alien civilization, ignorant of her notorious and unsavoury history, to sit down and watch Zoolander with me, I think he would agree, "Yeah, she looks pretty hot." Though this would prompt me to ask this member of an…

I'll concur (see what I did there? No? Okay, then) with others that it's a great movie, and part of what makes it great is that it allows Spielberg to submerge himself into a larger project, and focus on it almost as a purely aesthetic exercise - rather than it being weighted down with the importance of it being a…

I'll throw in the Coen Brothers:

A great, insanely underrated director.  He made The Long Riders, but has never been nominated for Best Director, and meanwhile, Cher won Best Director for Braveheart. Given that he was heavily involved (uncredited) in the script work of much of the Alien franchise, and he's so expert at streamlined, succinct writing,…

"What your character is thinking right here is, 'Lisa needs braces.'"

Late For Dinner, Bottle Rocket, Before Sunrise, The Stepfather, Repo Man.

Oh, John Meyer, I'm still upset with you over the whole Jennifer Enniston thing after all she went through with Bred Pitt.

"Critics and audiences agree: Jason Statham is Kid Rock!"

It seems like the article does cite some examples of the lack of sympathy for King: "Former teachers of King's fault the school for not suppressing his
behavior; one casually says she warned the principal that if King kept
wearing women’s clothing, a group of classmates would eventually “beat
him to death.”"

"In 2013, this mountain will break backs."

"It was a wild party. Met someone said he was going to start a cult and kill a bunch of people in California. Another young boy there said he was going to be part of the biggest band in the whole world…something called "The Ants"? "The Insects"? I can't remember, I've got it all mixed up. But I know the wannabe mass…

I used to feel the same way, until I saw the classic Jimmy Biographus: The Man Who Invented The Bio-Pic! Oh, and Citizen Kane.

Thanks, but I'm on a diet. I'm sure he'd understand.

Elaine May is one of those people who I'm sorry got lost in the shuffle: a good chunk of the reason, I think, isn't because of Ishtar's failure (Renny Harlin still found plenty of work after Cutthroat Island), but because her best work tends to avoid being high-concept or sentimental: The Heartbreak Kid (SPOILERS…

A vast body of work, which he has worked into vast bootys.

SXSW NXES XXXY FLCK.