Well, your emphatic declaration has convinced me.

Well, your emphatic declaration has convinced me.

You are correct: I'll make a mild defense that a tetralogy, was, by original intent, to be a story told in four parts, while the Scary Movie series is like a virus that keeps managing to find a host, with the quadrilogy soon to be a quintilogy / pentalogy.

You are correct: I'll make a mild defense that a tetralogy, was, by original intent, to be a story told in four parts, while the Scary Movie series is like a virus that keeps managing to find a host, with the quadrilogy soon to be a quintilogy / pentalogy.

I think I'll disagree, and say that L'Avventura 2: Havana Nights is probably his weakest feature.

I think I'll disagree, and say that L'Avventura 2: Havana Nights is probably his weakest feature.

Well, I'm not so sure about that. A rather well-researched youtube video I just watched makes clear that it was a combination of space aliens and freemasons.

Well, I'm not so sure about that. A rather well-researched youtube video I just watched makes clear that it was a combination of space aliens and freemasons.

I think torture porn is a long line of disgrace until you get to "Martyrs", which is actually trying to do something interesting. The vampire revival gave us a bunch of unwatchable films until you hit "Let The Right One In".

I think torture porn is a long line of disgrace until you get to "Martyrs", which is actually trying to do something interesting. The vampire revival gave us a bunch of unwatchable films until you hit "Let The Right One In".

I'm really surprised Airplane! didn't make the list or end up in the discussions yet. Classic movie, very quotable, that somehow became a hot zone proto-virus for horribly unfunny movies which were a compilation of quotes of "recent" popular culture, with seminal fluid or feces tossed in. The Scary Movie quadrilogy,…

I'm really surprised Airplane! didn't make the list or end up in the discussions yet. Classic movie, very quotable, that somehow became a hot zone proto-virus for horribly unfunny movies which were a compilation of quotes of "recent" popular culture, with seminal fluid or feces tossed in. The Scary Movie quadrilogy,…

I'm a huge fan of De Palma, and I think there's far more going on in his movies than most people realize. I'd really like to read the book's take on Blow Out, because it's one of many movies where I think De Palma plays with the audience's desire to play the hero - one of many films where I think he displays a far…

I'm a huge fan of De Palma, and I think there's far more going on in his movies than most people realize. I'd really like to read the book's take on Blow Out, because it's one of many movies where I think De Palma plays with the audience's desire to play the hero - one of many films where I think he displays a far…

I'll throw in that I had heard Southland Tales was one of the worst movies ever made, and actually enjoyed it a lot. It made me laugh, I thought it was interesting, Bai Ling was hot. Low expectations helped save me there, and yet somehow, they did not come to my rescue for the I-expect-garbage-WELL-COME-ON-DOWN-THEN! P…

I'll throw in that I had heard Southland Tales was one of the worst movies ever made, and actually enjoyed it a lot. It made me laugh, I thought it was interesting, Bai Ling was hot. Low expectations helped save me there, and yet somehow, they did not come to my rescue for the I-expect-garbage-WELL-COME-ON-DOWN-THEN! P…

"Turns out the man who killed your uncle…WAS NEVER BORN."

"Turns out the man who killed your uncle…WAS NEVER BORN."

How hungy? So hungy you could eat a hose?

How hungy? So hungy you could eat a hose?