"Oh, look there's a funeral with only two mourners. Hope I don't end up like that. Oh, and look over there, there's been an awful traffic accident. And what's this on the ground? An english textbook left open, the pages for the chapter, "Foreshadowing: You're Doing It Wrong", fluttering ominously in the breeze."

"Oh, look there's a funeral with only two mourners. Hope I don't end up like that. Oh, and look over there, there's been an awful traffic accident. And what's this on the ground? An english textbook left open, the pages for the chapter, "Foreshadowing: You're Doing It Wrong", fluttering ominously in the breeze."

DiCaprio looks very, very angry in that still, far angrier than I remember the character being in any scene.

DiCaprio looks very, very angry in that still, far angrier than I remember the character being in any scene.

I'm just reading a bunch of books on ology right now, and the first thing I thought of wasn't just the Sea Org, but the punishments that were often implemented on them: throwing someone people overboard into the water, sometimes blindfolded and chained. One of the characters I assumed, would endure such a punishment,…

I'm just reading a bunch of books on ology right now, and the first thing I thought of wasn't just the Sea Org, but the punishments that were often implemented on them: throwing someone people overboard into the water, sometimes blindfolded and chained. One of the characters I assumed, would endure such a punishment,…

In case it hasn't been put in yet, the dancing and the musical numbers from "Showgirls". The characters' reactions to both is "genius!" Our reaction is closer to: "what…the…hell."

In case it hasn't been put in yet, the dancing and the musical numbers from "Showgirls". The characters' reactions to both is "genius!" Our reaction is closer to: "what…the…hell."

They're by Franceso Clemente. He's a relatively well known painter. I'm not saying it's not possible to like his stuff, but just to let you know it's not like the producer's nephew was commissioned to do the artwork.

They're by Franceso Clemente. He's a relatively well known painter. I'm not saying it's not possible to like his stuff, but just to let you know it's not like the producer's nephew was commissioned to do the artwork.

I don't get what's with Heckerling sometimes: she's a really smart director, who gets good performances from her actors, sometimes the best performances of their careers…but she'll follow up a classic like "Clueless" with "Loser". She wrote the script for "Loser", so it's not like she got handed someone else's mess.…

This makes me think of the Shaft re-make; I really wanted Shaft to leave the story after half hour and just follow the Patrick Bateman and Jeffrey Wright characters, who were a lot more interesting. The blasphermous addition I'd put in would be the Kill Bill films. I never believed that the Bride was tougher than any…