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I loved the contrast of jumping from a murder to the bouncy first few notes of that Jeff Beal theme.

LIFEHACK: Call "lifehacks" "PRO-TIPS"

Bane installed it very suddenly.

Plus, he did talk to Conan O'Brien and Entertainment Tonight, so he's still doing more than most to appear in the media/implicitly promote the NFL.

There's a way to maturely criticize Lynch without racist undertones. There are a number of sportswriters failing at this.

Now here's the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what's the one major thing missing from all action movies these days, guys? Full penetration.

Everyone knows Batman returned to save Pittsburgh.

Agreed. Even as they were killing Wolverine, they were launching like three Wolverine-centric (but not starring) titles. I'm sure if it were the Avengers they didn't have, people would be pointing to Old Man Steve Rogers and Lady Thor as evidence that they're trying to downplay those properties.

Does he? I mean, his "origin story" is dumb, but "Sam Jackson-looking descendant of the Howling Commando guy" as a concept seems fine going forward other than the sheer coincidence of the eyepatch. But if the Zemo lineage can keep getting disfigured over and over…

If it doesn't have the tonal flexibility to include both a rock-man being sad and a rock-man yelling "It's clobberin' time!" it's not Fantastic Four to me.

Pop Rocket trying to discuss Selma and American Sniper while significant portions of the panel hadn't seen one or both movies drove me up a wall. I know it can be a pain to get out to the theater, especially in LA, but just find a movie you have all seen to talk about and put this one off a bit. The segment would be a

The Oscar will be retroactively awarded to Avatar.

I love Kyle Kinane and I think Vikram nails why in this piece. He did a great job on the You're The Worst reviews/interview as well.

I don't really mind the "House Divided" thing, lame as the gag is, because a fully devoted Purdue fan and fully devoted IU fan could potentially live together - perhaps as an elaborate prank or a repulsive marriage in defiance of God. But splitting your own jersey? That should only be allowed if you have a Kuato.

As an Indy resident, I've seen plenty of Manning jerseys, but never heard a single bad word about Luck that didn't have to do with that thing he calls a beard. It's everyone else on the offense & defense that people find wanting.

*hangs Jack Kirby halfway out of a plane*
TELL ME ABOUT JEAN. WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK?

It's a one-off special.

They're no strangers to characters from other universes/futures making their homes in the 616, either. Just ask Miguel O'Hara or one out of every ten X-men.

Black Bolt fans are strangely silent on this claim.

I think the official position is he's "Arsenal" on the show, even though I don't remember anyone ever calling him that and it would make far more sense for Starling residents to start distinguishing them by color.