I'd commend them for being a non-hip-hop band doing a cover of a song with rapping in it and NOT asking the white woman to rap. I'm astonished it was able to be posted to YouTube, as I thought that was required by their bylaws.

Future Farmers of America

It's the Gerard Butler of images.

I figure he was a guy without the will to live because before his forget-me-now brain surgery they did something messed up to make him not dead, like make him a half-robot or mystically pull him out of heaven or whatever. It's the dead-to-not-dead step that's the actual interesting part.

I'm not sure it's SNL caliber. Pitch it to me in talk show form.

That was the part that bothered me the most. Coulson already had him in the car and vaguely cooperating, but he couldn't even try to ask "what [he'd] become" that had freaked Ron Glass out so much? If you really must withhold that information, either have Glass specifically withhold it or give Coulson a character…

Temple of Doom is definitely the weakest of the three, but it does have one of my favorite moments: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I've certainly never known him to go against conventional opinion.

There's truth in that. It isn't quite as bad as the fiddling ABC has indulged in lately or whatever the heck Fox is doing to its comedies now, but it still does considerably more tinkering than CBS or CW.

They've given five seasons to Community, six seasons to Parks & Rec, five seasons to Chuck, a renewal to Hannibal. None of these things ever should have happened, but (due to NBC's overall suckiness and Subway's weird patronage) they did to the pleasure of those shows' respective fanbases. I don't think we can really…

What about The Deadly Art of Illusion

My favorite bit of that grading fantasy is that grammar and formatting errors are the only things Ralphie can imagine separating good writing from bad.

In addition to everything else wonderful they do, they are both The Cutest.

I seem to remember a couple clips of the early seasons showing up on The Soup, before it was a bona fide phenomenon. The main thing I remember is the awful, obtrusive soundtrack.

It's still a silly/serious soap opera, but it's much better at being one. It's not a show I'd widely recommend because I don't think it transcends its niche, but if it's a genre you're already interested in, it's a good time. Nothing wrong with that.

I put it on the chainwax.

Shia, is that you?

"Not all of it works, but it’s hardly a train wreck."

Wasn't Tony's "American hamburger" in Iron Man from Burger King? This man just doesn't know about food, I guess.

I like that Elton takes the time up top to welcome me to his Christmas song. Much more inviting than most singers in that regard.