Not just his voice, but his lack of grammar, vocabulary, nuance, complete sentences, coherent policy, shreds of evidence…

I remember doing this with friends and realizing after ungracefully collapsing and hitting my head on a table and coming to that they were faking it. Silly me.

Don't kill @avclub-853573b5a907ed8b2f4fec25a92406a2:disqus
Don't kill @apples
Don't kill @apples

I picked the wrong day to give up cocaine!

Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
A rafiq, a rafiq
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
A rafiq, a rafiq
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam

"Is someone vacuuming?"

Agreed on all counts, especially the half-assed-ness and underexploited potential of the b-plot.

I could not be prouder of my mom than if she was getting tapped by Obama, especially given that she's in her 70s. YOU GO MOM.

Yeah, because who cares about anyone who draws drinking water from the Great Lakes?
http://www.ctvnews.ca/world…

WE NEED MORE CALGON

My dad, Japanese interned during WWII, once said "I Jewed him down" after getting a good deal on some dining room chairs. We three kids and my mom schooled him hard afterwards, but he genuinely thought it was a compliment to the bargaining skills of the Jews, not a perpetuation of a derogatory stereotype or anything…

Or Nergal.
http://www.mezzacotta.net/g…

BUT YOU STAND ON LAND

Yeah, I have a few boxes of instant miscell-Asian milk tea. I raised an incredulous eyebrow at that sentence, too.

Only when you someone eat it.

He and Summer Phoenix bought some stuff from a store I was working at when they were filming "The Assassination of Jesse James…" Summer was a pretty happy hippy chick but Affleck was kinda… dour. He left his lunch leftovers and a credit card receipt on a shelf, and his credit card number and name were completely…

I wore a halter dress for my university grad banquet and discovered that athletic tape a) makes a pretty good strapless/backless bra in a pinch, and b) will test your pain tolerance when removed from sensitive areas.

Tangentially - am I the only one who's bothered by the way this administration insists on pronouncing "foreign" words like "Iran" with American accents and not even trying otherwise? Like, I remember certain elements of the right being offended by Obama pronouncing names the way native speakers would (or at least…

Sad upvote for Metalocalyptus interruptus.

Canadian has no idea what you're talking about. Sorry, eh?