It seems like Turkey has a delicate balance of European-style secularists and Quran-thumping authoritarians, all held together by a military that nobody seems to have much control over, which makes the whole country pretty unpredictable.

Yeah, I mean I guess I've never smashed a car window so I don't know what I'm talking about, but she does seem to be far less effective than the loud guy, at least.

Okay, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Wow, Lindsay Lohan really has pathetic upper body strength. It shouldn't be that hard to break a window with a sledge hammer.

I think a legitimate answer is that it's about the intended audience (and the marketing campaign), not the cast. For example, Tyler Perry makes "black people movies."

Obese black dudes get hot sitcom wives too, you know.

No, I'm sorry, you can't. A toga is not acceptable formal attire.

Ok, I guess I'll be devil's advocate.

Hey now, nobody is saying slavery was not an evil institution. That's not the point at all. Feudalism was just an analogy off the top of my head and I do think it's valid, but there are other analogies in any era in any society. Lots of East Germans tried to flee to the West, but plenty of others were happy to shoot…

I dunno about that. Hardly anyone enjoys being murdered, but I'm sure there were plenty of slaves who couldn't imagine another life and were content, even having mutually loving relationships with their masters. Just like I'm sure most medieval serfs basically supported their lords, or the same with any other…

Seems like that would be really bad for business.

"Get off my zorch honkey" would indeed be a more puzzling sentence.

Things I associate with Rochester, in order:
1) The Eastman School of Music
2) murder
3) cameras?

I don't know what any of this is, so I clicked on the article expecting to see Sean O'Neal's dad doing something amazing to/with his brother. Instead we get this nonsense.

He might just be an intern at the AV Club.

Maybe I'm missing something, but why is that "mind boggling?" It already paid for itself before it was even released, based on the generosity of fans. If anything, it's "mind boggling" they had the nerve to charge for it.

Things that don't offend anyone don't need defending from censorship.

I've never seen a single episode of Joey, but that sounds totally plausible.

But who will play Idris Elba himself, in the tell-all biopic? I'm thinking Jennifer Lawrence.

Yup, the premise relies on the fact that most doctors are basically clueless if your condition is even a little out of the ordinary. I used to think that was overly cynical, but now that I'm old enough to personally know several doctors…