My hopes aren't high. There is no God and Steampunk is still a thing.

I personally would like to meet stupiddimbulb numbers 1 & 2 to see if you're getting progressively stupider.

This is the same site that consistently rates Arrow with 'A'. I've come to realize that they are rating it "B for this episode of THIS show" not as a general rule of thumb.

The funny thing is, I really don't remember him being so over the top in previous seasons. Petyr was actually one of my favorite characters. About the time he became all lusty for Sansa he turned into Snidely Whiplash.

I came to this thread looking for Der Waffle Haus. Happy to see someone mentioned it.

I just want to say that your username and avatar make me smile all kinds of smiles.

The old Batman TAS episode where they introduced the Riddler's title has always summed this up for me: "If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?"

What has really been difficult for me on this front- is the amount of time that Lance and The Hood have spent together. There was a scene in The Dollmaker episode where they made their way down a tight hallway 3 fee away from one another and all Lance needed to do was turn around to see exactly who the hood was……

Somehow we've all forgotten that Season 1 of Heroes was built around Hiro needing to find a Nissan Versa. And then Season 2 when HRG bought Claire a Nissan Rogue and every other line was "Thanks for the Rogue, Dad!"

A couple of my friends from Portland just moved to Asheville and were trying to convince me to move there because "It's like a little Portland (OR)."

I think I'm off to register myself a new website.

I have a scar on my knee from a 3 inch Hawaiian centipede that causes me to disagree with your 'friends' thesis.

Totally right bbmcrae.  I should have posted it in Elizabethan English (which is not at all how Jr. talks on the show), in the name of ensuring that no one be offended.

Variety!

Marie is so urbane.   Why won't my wife send me a text that says U CAN SEX ANY1 U WANT?  

So Strokeface is sexy when she does it but when I do it people throw burger patties at me?   Fuck this earth.

FINALLY
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I'm always uncomfortable and hard.   Someone has convinced me that Viagra are the same as Flinstones chewable vitamins.

I made out with a really ugly girl in order to avoid watching Across the Universe.  I have vague recollections of Beatles songs and shame so much so that just hearing the title makes me feel slightly uncomfortable.

This came on the radio the other day when I was heading home.  I almost wrecked trying to get it tucked.