"Baconnaise", anyone?

Tracy's Movie
"A Blaffair to Rememblack"

I think Hot Dogs has been to the Red Dog in OKC.

Shoot, taint, look for that line in Diablo Cody's next script.

"As God is my witness, I would have sworn turkeys can fly."

If they really want ratings, get Betty White or Tim Conway to blow out a hip on the air.

Well, she did on the other hand show admirable restraint for overlooking Miley's dazed expression, slouchy shoulders, and snaggletooth.

It's the MCP! Or, the Master Control Program, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

DC, whatta great link!

Cool story, Hansel!

ALoTO is the movie that made me hate Lori Petty.

Juanito, you'll always be a 'ball sport guy' to me.

WA-

Neil Young was indeed awesome. The show should've ended after his song. The cauldron goes out—'Thank you, see you in four years! ' Done.

'The Marriage Ref'' claims its first victim!

Right on, ABtR—it's like the closing ceremonies people said, "Fuck it, let's put EVERY cliche associated with Canada up there!". Giant inflatable moose-check. Beavers? Check. Hockey players? Mounties? Check.
Did they have Bob & Doug McKenzie up there? I gave up.
I love Catherine O'Hara, but her "HARD!! HARD!!" curling…

Amanda Pays, people!

AvP: The Negotiation. You start out as Chamberlain. If you succeed,you eventually play as Kissinger.

^be^

RIP
Sorry to hear it. And it sucks to best known as playing 'Boner'.