Obligatory "Cool story, Hansel!"

That's my Sherpa, Lap Sang…

Earth to Meekus!

"At least he didn't get him drunk and fuck him first, you've got to give Cheney that over Fat Ted"

Cheney never drowned anyone, because that poor old man went HUNTING with him, so he had to SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE,

Be nice to Grey Troll, guys..he's just taking a break from trolling on the Huffpost boards.

Don't forget the Family Guy has balls on his chin.

"Yee-Haw! My Vote Cancels Out Y'all's!" could have been written (?) by my Texas brother-in-law, right down to the picture.

Anchower rules. It's always a good day when I read "Hola, amigos…"

"Fat Kid Calls Shirts", or something like that.

I'm gonna guess stockholders from McDonald's, BK, Wendy's Carl's Jr, etc etc are all concerned for Ms. Alley's status.

Dr., I think you meant 'Taintrosaur' ?

Otto's right—Olympic curlers should have to play while holding their beers, like the rest of us.
Said it before—Fuck moguls. Also, fuck ice dancing, rhythmic gymnastics, and synchronized swimming (unless you're Martin Short and Harry Shearer).
Let's add Olympic Lawn Darts, and also Lawn Dart Catching (for the Palin and…

Hey, Barf Man, Supersize it!

"Obesity Defined" !

A Lady is right, too. Biathlon—WTF? And yet it's surprisingly fun to watch.
Same thing with Snowcross.
But really, fuck Moguls.

Off The Newswire…
Nathan Fucking Rabin Fucking Posts a New Fucking Item, Fucking Hackery Fucking Continues. No Fucking End In Fucking Sight. AV Fucking Club Fucking Yawns Like a Motherfucker.

HIJACK
I don't give a husky shit about Fashion Week. I would, however, like to spew some vitriol about:
NBC, Whoremaster of the Games of the Winter Olympiad!

People, relax.
The poster's not complete, that's all.
The movie's full title is:

Hey now! You're a rock star! Get your game on! Go play!