Speaking of oversized muffin(tops), check peopleofwalmart.com

Dude, I gave him a no-honk guarantee!

Y'know—
You can pick up an 18-pack of these at Costco.

I'm sincerely not trolling here. I'd just say that for most of us that read AVClub regularly, most popular culture is at least eyeroll-worthy, if not Hateworthy.
So, I say stretch a little. Pick something that a lot of AVClubbers LIKE. Make a case!
Defend your point!
The low-hanging fruit will always be there.

Come on, this is fish in a barrel
Jessica Simpson?
Brett Ratner?

Cool story, Hansel!

Talked to John Travolta on the radio—I'm an ATC and he was flying his 707 from Vancouver to Honolulu. I asked him what a $5 milkshake tastes like. He laughed then gave me the line-'Well it's only milk and ice cream, but it's pretty f-in good'. I was kinda hoping he's say 'fuckin' on frequency.

Our 5-year old has her own small boombox, and I burn her mix discs. She likes some kid stuff, but LOVES both Aimee Mann and the Bangles.

a Springsteen suicide tune? Hmmm, 'Wreck on the Highway'. 'The Price
You Pay'. 'Independence Day'. Almost anything off Nebraska.

Hansel, he's so hot now.

Rowsdower!
Rowsdower!

Talk about bad timing…
Next month's cover story JUST happened!

Hey Peter! Check out Channel 9! It's the breast exam! Whooooo!

And then we wrap the whole thing in a jumbo pepperoni pizza covered in our special Guacamolito Sauce!!

So by this logic…
That Phil Collins abomination that beat out Aimee Mann would get at least 8.25??!!

It was….a Rottweiler.

Since I make liberal use of old Steve Martin lines in daily conversation, I just send a weekly payment to him via PayPal.

@Hear God Laugh:

Brought to you by Drank, of course.

Alternate title-(thanks GFTSI)
How can they use a terrible title like 'Rock of Love Charm School' when "Skank Paddlin'" is available!!!