fuck oprah
She has foisted upon us:

Listen, lemme go. If you untie my foot (and legs) then I can walk, away, and I'll come back later. Hey, listen, listen—there's a phone call for you!

Indeed. And here's yet another version of 'Lebowski'. WTF?

You bring shame to all bolivian marching poders.

That Tim Burton—
He's gonna be the next Martin Scorseese!

umm..
Elisabeth Shue fucking a horse? Seriously?
Only a B+, eh?

To answer Meredith's question—
The diagnosis was 'profound mental retardation'.

Seinfeldvision
Man, I like Jerry, and I'm a huge 'Seinfeld' fan, but that "Seinfeldvision" ep sucked hard.

Donkey Kong kill screen coming up…..

Death Montage
Most applause, death montage:

Nancy
For me, the funniest part of the ep was seeing the odious Nancy Grace cameo as herself. Do you think she knew she was being used as an example of a shitty, talking-head "journalist"?
I don't think she's that smart.