Me pretty sure Guided By Voices is going to play their 1991 album Texas Plant Explosion in its entirety at that memorial concert.

This was pretty much only possible first comment, so thank you, @avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus .

Me read every one of those as young monster (except Bruno & Boots, which me not know), but me always think of Chronicles of Prydain as books that turned me into big reader. Me almost certainly read Roald Dahl first. But Prydain books lead to Narnia and Middle Earth, and then fantasy lead to sci-fi, and then sci-fi…

What better motivator is there than spite? None. Possibly love of cookies, but even then, me partially motivated by spiting "sometimes food" healthy-living crowd.

Took me a second, but that really good one.

That just bizarre and me not able to comprehend why someone would have bread fetish. Cookie fetish, on other hand…

People stay in loveless, sexless relationships because of kids. If that not reason, then me agree completely. But there also sexless relationships that not loveless. It far from ideal, but some people willing to settle for half of cookie if A) they afraid of not having cookie at all, or B) they really, really like…

For plenty of people, this idea that "everyone having sex in college!" just makes it more depressing when you get to college and it turn out you still awkward, pimply teenager. That depression make you less desirable, you not have sex - you can see how this turn into downward spiral pretty quickly. For many people -…

Me think you should keep going with this. Who better to dispense sex advice than guy with dick hanging off face?

Me can sympathize. Me monster in pretty much every relationship.

@bcfred:disqus  give good advice except for second sentence. Not bring up mother on first date. We not need to get into that whole screwed-up relationship until you on solid ground with this girl.

Me also hate ultimate humblebrag: "Me not know how anyone can go more than 36 hours without having sex! Me would die!" Yes, we get it, you have sex a lot and you want us all to feel bad.

Poochie?

Thank you, @ObliqueStrategy:disqus . Me feel like every single teenager should have to read this post aloud every day instead of Pledge of Allegiance. Me know so many people who needed this advice at some point.

Gangrene? You just missed great opportunity for Jamie Lannister joke.

There have to be better way of saying that.

Abrams make Trek entertaining, which no one had done in long time. He get key elements right, notably Kirk-Spock-Bones relationship. He not bat 1.000, but he certainly make best Trek installment in decade. Franchise certainly could have gone in worse direction.

Lower than someone who come up with "Baz Barfman"? Me not so sure.

This whole thread pretty much make me want to shut down children's television forever and take Prairie Dawn somewhere safe.

Favorite thing from Wonder Pets is when they half-ass a rhyme, which they do about once a show: