i've tried to figure out what the hell that song is about and i have no idea. for awhile i thought it could be about an interracial relationship that was frowned upon and the song's story correlates to society evolving into acceptance of such relationships. the wikipedia page basically says that Paul Simon either…

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if someone can point me to the episode where he "interviews" Dennis Miller, Anna Kournikova, and Mike Tyson i'll be quite grateful. almost two decades later i still laugh at that bit.

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what about how when you take a picture of a computer monitor, the monitor in the picture has those weird horizontal lines on it?

my number one overall pick for favorite Klingon is Big Game James.

the villain could be Green Man!

Kira over Dax? what, just cuz she used to be a man? ok, used to be several men.

come on guys, he outlined their schedule decades ago. show usually starts around seven. they go on stage at nine. get on the bus around eleven, then segue into sipping a drink and feeling fine.

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i still only made it through 40 seconds. this kind of compression could really improve Star Wars Episodes I through III though.

that restaurant could have ventilation suction stronger than a black hole and it still wouldn't keep you from smelling like KBBQ for the next three days. (easily worth it though!)

suggestion: let Dewey Cox have it.

absolutely. i don't know how crap like Vlasic even sells anything.

i think the once-a-week format generally benefits her show and Oliver's show.

my go-to cheap beer: Leine's Orig. i'd call it robust. but sadly it's unavailable to me these days.

agreed. this really makes me wish we could have a president who doesn't tweet.

*ahem.* his wife is in a coma.

i think so much of any given PUA method is that people who were otherwise doing nothing (or next to nothing) are given a system to try and therefore some inherent confidence in what their next move is supposed to be. it's not so much that the method itself is great — it's just great for someone to have A method.

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