what about us braindead slobs?

no, it's what dumb people buy for $90 when the $11 generic version at Target is just as good!

I’ve heard the reasoning before that suggests Sauron has made those mountains somehow

i'm a Philippe's man, personally, but hey i'll down a Langer's for sure.

huh. better writing than Suicide Squad.

it's probably the closest thing to a "reality show" that i would watch.

it would probably have been better as a once-a-week show. i originally thought it had potential too, but they got pretty tiresome day after day.

bands you'd expect to see on a casino billboard for the next/last 15 years?

debate time. Tears for Fears or Depeche Mode? go!

why? are you afraid they might Rush it?

what a couple of muppet babies.

then what's all this talk about taking it up the tailpipe?

some people have no conception that there is a large space that can be comfortably occupied between being "too PC/triggered/snowflake" and being "not an asshole."

eh, just offer him the publishing rights to one of those pre-Rubber Soul Beatles songs and call it even.

Mono…d'oh!

not Odo!

oftentimes it's to a personal injury plaintiff's advantage not to file suit until damages have been more developed or a specific medical issue has been addressed. the timing of the filing doesn't usually have much bearing on the merits of the claim.

nah it's just a puppet. look, you can see the strings. it's the same way they got Mr. Ed to talk. slice in half, pull the strings, good ol Hollywood magic!

it was like a raft trip with Sacagawea down the Ganges while she's scarfing down handfuls of Funyuns!

true, but have you seen the latest stats on colors and quantities of fish?