IMO calling their campaign shake-up an "expansion of winners" is the most laughable part of this interview. i know it's stating the obvious, but we haven't seen a major-party presidential campaign so woefully unprepared and unprofessional as this in our lifetimes (even in your lifetime, Archmage).

so wait, Trump has Bob Loblaw AND Barry Zuckerkorn on his side? ugh, i think i just blue myself…

it sounds like it's unintentionally very insightful into Zmuda's psychology.

hi, i'm Troy McClure!

that's gonna be a hell of a Macho Man thread.

ah, i see you've celebrated National Joke Day before!

what side of the bear is the fozziest?

yeah mine was the soundtrack from first TMNT movie (as i recall, Ninja Rap was from the second). equally dumb, probably less catchy.

i'll be honest about why i'm here. i click on anything with a simpsons image.

crap, i'm sorry. let me try euphemism number two.

11? but i'm angry NOW!

girlfriend in a coma?

you're the Macho Man, admit it! all those roids…

if it helps at all, that sounds like it could make a great song!

something something black hole.

he's a Boston sports fan. that's not an excuse, it's an explanation.

after checking the episode list, i should have said 10, which to me is equivalent to 11 (except for Behind the Laughter).

ah, you must be new to Simpsons fandom. there's more complaining here than in traffic on the Matlock Expressway. let me show you to the torture room, where we keep seasons 11 through infinity.

I am no longer illiterate!

their ads have informed me that you must be some kind of limp-wristed light in the fedora candy-pansy if you're not drinking Dr. Pepper 10. or potentially a woman, i suppose.