Well, let's not get too out of hand here…

In his unpublished, unfinished novel "The Dark Tower," C.S. Lewis surmised that time travel would be impossible because the matter making up the traveler's body would be making up other objects in the past or future.

"Working on my my night cheese…"

Assatar, The Hind Side, Prec-Ass: Based on the Novel 'Tush' by Ass-fire

But seriously, Tina Fey rules and I will not hold truck with those who disagree.

To paraphrase Mr. Donaghy: "Tina Fey is awesome and for winners. YOU are for tools."

Oh, yeah, Community is MILES better than BBT, and those who complain about the show and its nerd-baiting/abusing have legitimate gripes.

Dear everyone who lurks under the Big Bang Theory reviews to complain about how bad people are for watching it:

I didn't realize that the living embodiment of cocaine had an account on The AV Club. I mean, I'm not surprised, just uninformed.

@avclub-f9612d06549ffe449e39e34fae8e2549:disqus If you watch the credits, you will see that the main cast also includes Ken Jeong and Jim Rash. Rash especially has had a vital role on the show in the last season.

Huh, I must be a sadist, because growing up I always thought both the brick thing and the electric shock thing were hilarious (in fact, I still laughed the last time I saw the brick part, I think because it is so tonally off). For my money, though, the most unsettlingly violent part is the kerosene toilet — the one…

Huh, I must be a sadist, because growing up I always thought both the brick thing and the electric shock thing were hilarious (in fact, I still laughed the last time I saw the brick part, I think because it is so tonally off). For my money, though, the most unsettlingly violent part is the kerosene toilet — the one…

I just yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!"

I just yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!"

I'm with @avclub-61e626641b507015d1d403d2ecdd02fb:disqus on this one. To uniformly lambaste DC is to throw out books like Wonder Woman, Batman, Batman Inc. and more.

I'm with @avclub-61e626641b507015d1d403d2ecdd02fb:disqus on this one. To uniformly lambaste DC is to throw out books like Wonder Woman, Batman, Batman Inc. and more.

Oh yeah, Marvel sure isn't into cash grabs. They would never do something like pit their two most popular superhero teams against each other for little reason in a padded-out 12 issue story with innumerable tie-ins…

Oh yeah, Marvel sure isn't into cash grabs. They would never do something like pit their two most popular superhero teams against each other for little reason in a padded-out 12 issue story with innumerable tie-ins…

Actually, @avclub-b5af0324c7abe943994b4aae5d5eafbd:disqus , Gail Simone has already written an animated movie for DC. She penned Wonder Woman, currently the fourth highest grossing DC animated movie (out of 14). Also, there's been much speculation that the Dark Knight Rises Bane was based on her take on Bane in Secret…

Actually, @avclub-b5af0324c7abe943994b4aae5d5eafbd:disqus , Gail Simone has already written an animated movie for DC. She penned Wonder Woman, currently the fourth highest grossing DC animated movie (out of 14). Also, there's been much speculation that the Dark Knight Rises Bane was based on her take on Bane in Secret…