Kid Rock is so white trash, he won a Grammy.

It happened quickly, but he did hit a horse in the face with a big chain in that trailer. I'm guessing that's their homage to the camel-punch.

People say No Country doesn't have a satisfactory ending? Who says this? I like to imagine that Tommy Lee Jones utters those last words every morning when he gets out of bed. Cut to black. No music.

derp deeeeerp. doop.