Ooh, oooh, Joanna Coles!  I can't wait to see how many times she manages to imply that Nina Garcia is a worthless employee and human being!

This is not meant to be snarky, because I very much enjoy your reviews, but:

This is not meant to be snarky, because I very much enjoy your reviews, but:

My favorite part: Watching Clark apparently preparing to walk over the edge of the Grand Canyon in despair when sent home.  Seriously, the camera angle made it look like he had about ten more steps before becoming the world's first corn-related suicide.

My favorite part: Watching Clark apparently preparing to walk over the edge of the Grand Canyon in despair when sent home.  Seriously, the camera angle made it look like he had about ten more steps before becoming the world's first corn-related suicide.

He looked incredibly distraught in all of his confessionals, too.

He looked incredibly distraught in all of his confessionals, too.

Women, you should have told us you had to go before we got in the car!  How many times do we have to tell you?

Women, you should have told us you had to go before we got in the car!  How many times do we have to tell you?

I became a TdF fan a few years ago, and the more you understand about the complex team and individual strategies involved, the more fascinating it becomes.  Plus, the landscapes are surreally beautiful on many stages.

I became a TdF fan a few years ago, and the more you understand about the complex team and individual strategies involved, the more fascinating it becomes.  Plus, the landscapes are surreally beautiful on many stages.

It's one of the reasons I majored in history.  So fascinating!

It's one of the reasons I majored in history.  So fascinating!

Cheerio!

Cheerio!

Every time my husband and I would see her, we would say, "McKayla [or whatever her name is] will cut a bitch!"  I don't know.  It's something about her facial expression that makes her look perpetually amused, arrogant, and pitiless.

I feel bad, though, that we have apparently driven off last week's reviewer.  I thought she was the dedicated Teti Replacement.  Yes, she should have proofread a little better, but she was in a hurry and Teti is a hard act to follow.

I feel bad, though, that we have apparently driven off last week's reviewer.  I thought she was the dedicated Teti Replacement.  Yes, she should have proofread a little better, but she was in a hurry and Teti is a hard act to follow.

I watch, but I just don't have that much to say about it, other than one thing: I am getting tired of the Art/Chris sniping.  Grow up, guys.  You're not new chefs trying to make a reputation on a reality show.  You're already hugely successful, so try to be classy.

I watch, but I just don't have that much to say about it, other than one thing: I am getting tired of the Art/Chris sniping.  Grow up, guys.  You're not new chefs trying to make a reputation on a reality show.  You're already hugely successful, so try to be classy.