People these days are too picky about their art.  Gervais' painting is certainly worth dozens of…um…coins, I guess.  Not quarters, though.

People these days are too picky about their art.  Gervais' painting is certainly worth dozens of…um…coins, I guess.  Not quarters, though.

Their new feature: "Great Job, Scientology!"

Their new feature: "Great Job, Scientology!"

I was going to think of a tree pun, but all of you are running verbal rings around me. I need to stop fir a second and think.

I was going to think of a tree pun, but all of you are running verbal rings around me. I need to stop fir a second and think.

Little known fact: Their other brother House was originally the inspiration behind the eponymous TV show.

Little known fact: Their other brother House was originally the inspiration behind the eponymous TV show.

I remember reading a biography of Shirley Jackson in high school.  Apparently she received a lot of letters of complaint from folks who read the "The Lottery" and were convinced that the "winner" was going to receive a refrigerator or other useful appliance (!).  So apparently not everyone knows when things are TOO…

I remember reading a biography of Shirley Jackson in high school.  Apparently she received a lot of letters of complaint from folks who read the "The Lottery" and were convinced that the "winner" was going to receive a refrigerator or other useful appliance (!).  So apparently not everyone knows when things are TOO…

One of ZMF's lesser-known projects on YouTube?

One of ZMF's lesser-known projects on YouTube?

@avclub-d892cfee412f049ca3da7ada13bcf9ff:disqus And we all lived happily ever after.  The End.

@avclub-d892cfee412f049ca3da7ada13bcf9ff:disqus And we all lived happily ever after.  The End.

As I remember, the main folks who benefited before 1865 were enslaved people in the Confederacy who were able to escape to Northern lines during nearby fighting.  Of course, that didn't mean they were always treated well by Union soldiers, either.

As I remember, the main folks who benefited before 1865 were enslaved people in the Confederacy who were able to escape to Northern lines during nearby fighting.  Of course, that didn't mean they were always treated well by Union soldiers, either.

FLOGGED!…because, you know…BUTTS!

FLOGGED!…because, you know…BUTTS!

That's the one.  I read an excellent article about it.  Warning: It made me cry.  A lot.

That's the one.  I read an excellent article about it.  Warning: It made me cry.  A lot.