I cackled at that joke, and had to explain it to my engineer husband.  As an unrepentant nerd, it was one of the proudest moments of my marriage to date.

I cackled at that joke, and had to explain it to my engineer husband.  As an unrepentant nerd, it was one of the proudest moments of my marriage to date.

"Ohhhhh, Newton…my wig powder matches my merkin, if you know what I mean.  Should we retreat to the…necessary building?  Because it's necessary that you do me now!"

"Ohhhhh, Newton…my wig powder matches my merkin, if you know what I mean.  Should we retreat to the…necessary building?  Because it's necessary that you do me now!"

Coming this fall: Cartesian Plane, the story of one man who must fight innumerable forces from his personal aircraft.

Coming this fall: Cartesian Plane, the story of one man who must fight innumerable forces from his personal aircraft.

I love the gun in the picture.  In fact, all of this made me laugh.  Well done, O'Neal.

I love the gun in the picture.  In fact, all of this made me laugh.  Well done, O'Neal.

Archimedes—a man who knows how to displace water…and your nose!

Archimedes—a man who knows how to displace water…and your nose!

I realize that I am a total sap, but "We've Only Just Begun" makes me cry every time I hear it, it's so achingly sweet.

I realize that I am a total sap, but "We've Only Just Begun" makes me cry every time I hear it, it's so achingly sweet.

I really enjoyed Judy Greer in Miss Guided.  I thought I was the only one who remembered it!

I really enjoyed Judy Greer in Miss Guided.  I thought I was the only one who remembered it!

LOVE that song.

LOVE that song.

What are some of the articles/columns that exemplify for you the "old" A.V. Club?  I'm curious.

What are some of the articles/columns that exemplify for you the "old" A.V. Club?  I'm curious.

Is that…cottage cheese I see?

Is that…cottage cheese I see?