@avclub-b991e1dcd51bcef155428c414a0e056b:disqus  he says it while sitting on the can, after eating a gigantic plate of huevos rancheros.

@avclub-58238e9ae2dd305d79c2ebc8c1883422:disqus but it's not as enjoyable as Co-dependency Day!

the ed lover dance?

$450 an hour?  i mean, a year?

The AV Club

Piggy Riot

@avclub-f0282b5ff85e7c9c66200d780bd7e72e:disqus  the sherman helmsley is gonna make a comeback in 2015.  mark my words.

a little further down you'll find this kid: http://tinyurl.com/crvopjt.

@avclub-f3165be83d2dd835403b494eb7185ce2:disqus , i think it's your duty to make that guy your avatar now.

when will she realize that homophobia Hertz everyone?

surprise!  you were actually banging peter murphy.

Burnin' down the haus

according to the modern rock charts of 1990, you should have eased into the harder stuff by listening to some UB40 first.

off-roading = gets so high that he starts driving on the sidewalk.

a fact that is hilarious and embarrassing, just like peter murphy snorting lines of meth off the dashboard of his subaru forester.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus  the violet racists have beauregarde for other colors.

if there's one thing i'm really good at, it's pointing at things.

there's a bunch of great songs on the album Booze and the Blues: http://tinyurl.com/at4gety

Dick Van Dyke's son Dong Van Dyke?

a blue's clues schlub?