*starts to put hand up*
*looks around, sees no one else is putting up their hand*
*quickly lowers hand*

would that be called "cumlightenment?"

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus  tell your aunt's husband to stop being such a giant pussy.

i typically quadruple the amount of garlic called for in any recipe.  not when it's raw so much, but certainly when it's being cooked.

man, i've been doing this for years and i'm only at 713!

or at least a skrillex remix of the theme song.

banjo!

hey, quit confusing us!

i initially read your comment as "not actively looking for slippers."

only now when you watch hulu you're stuck with the "olympus has fallen" trailer.

who?   kirk?  not a beard?  me?  is it me?

i'm sure you're aware this is going to happen, so i'll just start it:

yes, but one tree's bark is much worse than its bite.

@Dikachu:disqus  i imagine you'd never want to shine a blacklight around a grain silo of any kind.

i wear pants, but only around my ankles.

great album, even if it is ripped straight from l'histoire de melody nelson.

harmless ants

and they went in dry.

in your sex dungeon?

hey, i set up a site where i sell monkeybars and slides and stuff!  it's called penisplayground.com!  Come check out our specials this week!