you'd think tossin would be too busy, well, tossin and not racking up comments.

"senor spielbergo was downvoted on the way back to his home planet."

sometime today. shit didn't look like this in the morning.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus  i think "eating clams from white castle on a regular basis" is in fact listed in the DSM as a clear sign of suicidal ideation.

@avclub-7ce349af6304e005a3e4e7864c1858dc:disqus your facial expression, as you sat on the throne, most likely matched your avatar's perfectly.

@avclub-cd3695fb409b3ce6dc60ca44b08983ac:disqus 's ass was replaced with an easy bake oven back in '86.

all i'm hearing is "blah blah blah."

just be thankful they scrapped Gary Goosegigolo during script revisions.

oh man, those long boxes—what the hell, music industry?

[REPORTS @avclub-069090145d54bf4aa3894133f7e89873:disqus TO RIAA FOR PREVIOUS TAPING-OFF-THE-RADIO VIOLATIONS, RECEIVES MCDONALD'S COUPON BOOKLET AS REWARD]

i love that video.

i'm so circumcised that my dickhead is just a whorl of cosmic plasma.

if you've never heard cornelius' reworking of james brown's "call me superbad," strap yourself in and prepare for liftoff: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

i hope the big reveal is T-Dog waking up in a lounge chair poolside at a sandals resort with a big fancy drink in his hand, muttering something about how afternoon drinkin' always makes him have crazy dreams.

they were there all along!  the rosicrucians put them there in the 2nd century AD!

and look what happened.

you could use them to season your meat.

it's as plain as the nose on his face!

i think he also made moonshine.

*hums "big yellow joint"*