engage in some friendly spooning with me!

i am a penis!

i am a penis!

ah, the yearly pilgrimage to the pants-shitting thread.  thanks, for that, @avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus .

ah, the yearly pilgrimage to the pants-shitting thread.  thanks, for that, @avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus .

you want to give everyone in the world a copy of blazing saddles and then give them a happy ending while they watch it?  you are truly chock full of the christmas spirit.  and jizz.

you want to give everyone in the world a copy of blazing saddles and then give them a happy ending while they watch it?  you are truly chock full of the christmas spirit.  and jizz.

i heard that!

i heard that!

'round here we use the cone of silence strictly for masturbating.

'round here we use the cone of silence strictly for masturbating.

heh heh…mule.

heh heh…mule.

yeah, that cover of "happy together" is terrible.

yeah, that cover of "happy together" is terrible.

in his defense, the only thing that could make Celebrity better was for it not to exist.

in his defense, the only thing that could make Celebrity better was for it not to exist.

i love that whip song!

i love that whip song!

she's gonna make me an offer i can't refuse.