i saw tron:legacy at the el capitan in hollywood, and before the movie they did a big laserlight show set to the daft punk score.  that right there was worth the price of admission.

Hyde Park on the Hudson 3hree:  faster. . . now slower. . . now faster…

Hyde Park on the Hudson 3hree:  faster. . . now slower. . . now faster…

no no, it's the one where FDR rides out a zombie apocalypse by pretending to be a zonbie, but then he gets shot by mark zuckerberg.

no no, it's the one where FDR rides out a zombie apocalypse by pretending to be a zonbie, but then he gets shot by mark zuckerberg.

polio shrivels the legs but engorges the genitals.  everybody knows that.

polio shrivels the legs but engorges the genitals.  everybody knows that.

are you sure she wasn't just remembering that one magical night she had with cowboy curtis?

are you sure she wasn't just remembering that one magical night she had with cowboy curtis?

king wenceslas:  good
king wasp: song by add (n) to x

king wenceslas:  good
king wasp: song by add (n) to x

but killer whales are assholes.  nobody wants to save them.

but killer whales are assholes.  nobody wants to save them.

Inception put the BWAAAAMP in the BWAAAAMP deBWAAAAMP deBWAAAAMP.

Inception put the BWAAAAMP in the BWAAAAMP deBWAAAAMP deBWAAAAMP.

AW HELL NAW IT ISN"T.

AW HELL NAW IT ISN"T.

holy shit, that's hilarious.  i mean, thick streams of laughter were spurting from my jizz box.

holy shit, that's hilarious.  i mean, thick streams of laughter were spurting from my jizz box.

whitefish piccata is easy and satisfying: