Dad sounds like a petulant man-child. Grow the fuck up and stop using your kids to prop up your worthless nerd-cred.

In the Soviet era I think it was mandatory that all school children be taught English.

No but I used to listen to Bob Larson's radio talk show in the early 90s. He went on and on about stuff like that.

Such as?

And then the murders began.

Are they pushing you around?

…the tough get going.

The Internet didn't have to be like this

"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! …"

Europe, Asia, America

This sounds like it could be a Smiths song.

42nd Tweet

I just want a bluetooth speaker that doesn't emit a loud beeping sound when it connects. I bought a Bose Mini Sound Link and I'm about to return it because of that. There's no way to turn it off and you can hear it throughout the house. Very bad product design on an otherwise decent speaker.

I am just a cave-man. Can someone who knows a lot about video technology explain how they made that look so seamless?

hmm yeah no

Sounds useful

"I thought it would be easier."

"I ain't no rodent!"
— Jaxxon the Green Rabbit

That's good!

That's bad!