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Right around tweet number 18

I recently re-watched The Matrix for the first time in 15 years. At the end, I realized that over the course of the movie, the protagonists literally murdered like a dozen innocent people.

Yes! In certain ways it is superior to The Matrix.

We do ourselves a grave disservice when we discuss the merits of The Matrix without also mentioning Existenz (1999).

Smooth, smoky, satisfying. O'Neals Pulitzer whiskey.
Tonight, baby, Pour Me a Pulitzer

It turned into a platform for one of the editors to stroke his ego by ceaselessly promoting piracy of movies and music, and to shamelessly and continuously promote his own insufferable books. And steampunk.

Help me understand this. It's a machine that squeezes juice out of bags that are filled with juice? So they use a different machine, presumably a juicer, to squeeze juice from fruits, and put that juice into a bag, and send it to you, and then you use this machine to get the juice back out of the bag? Is that what

It spans many tweets

We love. You bill.

The Internet didn't have to be like this.

Call me Tragic Ishmael.

Horrible people fightin'.

No, it had the bends

Spark: A Space Tail

Maybe the full line is "The last time I saw Kylo Ren, he said to me, 'I know only one truth: it's time for the Jedi to end.' But I totally disagreed with him."

[looks at floor, ashamed]

iJed

maybe people should just wait for the movie to come out before saying stuff

I know only one truth: it's time for the Internet to end.

No, I'm sure I saw him driving away in a Tesla.