"re-accomodated into the toilet" had me laughing

"You're terminated, Furby!"
*hits button*
*furby is slowly crushed*

See: every sitcom ever made

In the sense that male comic book superheroes are masculine

I just listened to a couple tracks and I think this type of thing would have been considered groundbreaking and innovative in 2002.

he's from the Stone Age

*Villains flee the scene in an army jeep which flips over and catches on fire, and they all survive with minor cuts*

"I love it when a Klan comes together."
—many Trump voters

…veins cloggin'! Mitchell!

Trump tweet-storm against the Miami Herald in 3…2….1…

But what about Rock's son, Kid Rock?

How do you do, fellow kids?

Upvoted for "beclown".

He knows I'd love to see him

The new Jesus & Mary Chain

Well, if you say so!
[clicks link]

Baseball Cat is watching you

Nice Power Point template

celebrity wringers

Maybe they'll take him to Zeta 2 Reticuli