I was once at a comedy show in Paducah, KY (right across the Ohio from Illinois) and the comedian had just been in panhandle florida and was trying to relay how backwards and southern it was there, oblivious to his crowd.  People were at least as pissed with the suggestion that Florida was "the south" as they were…

Austinites are elitist and cliquey? There are humans living in Austin, right? I think you chumps whining about living in Not Austin could find just as many elitists and/or hipster douchebags in your neck of the woods too. When you guys visit, do you just hang out at Beauty Bar the whole time or what?

It's your simple point and click interface

Yes, you should be concerned. 20 minute TV shows don't really belong in 90 minute time slots.

wow. Thanks for the link. That was a great read.

Leah may have been the worst last night, but Jamie fucked up a pretty simple task. You can't salt a braise fully from the start. You know it's going to reduce and get more and more seasoned. Seems like that should have been basic knowledge whether she had ever braised celery before or not.