Good thing Joe and Mika are finally getting married, they've been living in cinnamon all these years.

Binderwatch is the second hottest secret Republican movie right now, right after Condaleeza Sits On Stage And Reads Hilary's E-Mails.

Why don't you GET EDUCATED, HITLER!

If the Repulicans are the largest of the political parties, why do they not simply eat the others?

Joey Joe-Joe!

But what about Phoebe and Chandler?

I'm with her

No, it's awful. Every character is 'wrong' in that episode.

Hiding the hand was absolute genius. We even see him from two perspectives in the hotel room scene with the mirror and it's not visible, and then it's hidden again in the hallway.

Oh, she didn't want to spend half a film topless?

I think Cs and Dowds don't mix.

His dialogue in Part 7 or 8 made it sound like he might be auguring Cooper as he's trapped in Dougie's life.

Albert is gay.

I think it's a joke. Good Coop, DoppelCoop, and the golem Dougie add up to 2.5 Coopers.

One-armed Mike says a select few can see things like Bob's face in the original series.

I also think some of these stories— Gordon and Albert's in particular— would also work as feature films of their own. And I wouldn't be surprised to see reshuffled edits either on disc or in a later streaming library where we can watch four hours of Gordon and Albert, two hours of the Twin Peaks PD, et al.

New shoes.

Ruth Davenport, erase 'er head?

I thought that was when everybody was kung-fu fighting.

I thought the eyes were plastic?