Spoilers: they all die, except the ones who don't.

Now Zoidberg is the popular one!

See the show in nine more days, and remain nonplussed about lame teasers so close to the premiere?

How about we just wait nine more days and watch the show?

Patti Lupone's warming up!

Finally, a new musical that won't have anything to do with Lin-Manuel Miranda, or be adapted from a Disney movie!

Down With Love

Pick up your tickets at the heart-shaped box office.

All my life I've wanted to see Glenn Close play Courtney Love.

And if, you know, it isn't?

He's the asshole who was such an asshole he chose to be the asshole holdout of that asshole pop band, and your takeaway is that he's Muslim?

Oh, fantastic, we've now got a culture of Leno apologists.

Before it was cool? Cool story bro

So we're supposed to be outraged at Bill Maher's waning decorum in an article where one sentence starts with "Christ,"?

…The Sequel

Could they really condome such behavior?

TAKE A LOOK AT ARK, MICHAEL!

If she ever wants to, Tom Cruise is ready to jump on all of the Black Lodge furniture, while Laura's doppelgänger screeches while looking directly at the camera.

RIP BORB

Counterpoint: Damon Lindelof.