David Lynch would be a pig in shit if a building tried to sue him.

Wally Brando learned the hard way that like any garden, a sound garden exists in a constant maelstrom of growth and whither, a miasma of pretty and pain.

Damon Lindelof couldn't come up with such a thing, at least not without adding some tired cliche about the slender-woman having a strained relationship with her father.

The Nine Inch Nails are playing at my house. My roadhouse.

GASP! Can we call it a chazwozzer?

Just throwing this out there: maybe the hobos aren't evil? Granted the one guy split the skulls of a few people, but if the lizard bug is Laura, they could be doing ???????'s work and facilitating Laura's eventual arrival to stop BOB.

Huh. I always thought it was Rita.

Fair is foul, foul is fair.

I got the impression that when we first see them— which is completely in a wide angle— we're supposed to think they're somewhere between sixteen and eighteen. But later when we get a better look at their faces in a tighter frame, it's a reveal they're barely pubescent.

In the bug, BOB

People forget that early on Twin Peaks was both a summation and a parody of dramas that leaned on the soap opera side.

Oh, yeah, there's definitely a forge-of-creation vibe to it, and it's where the supernatural forces change from the neutrality or ambiguity of the waiting room to the no-holds-barred good versus evil versus Windham Earle battle.

When did they start talking with celebrity voices?

I can't believe those creatures had legs! Was that in one of the sequels?

Ice-T and Koko were swindled by Bernie Sanders!

COME ON BABY, DO THE LOCOMOTION

Wally Brando suggested the addition of "The," and the rest, as they say, is "The history."

So Laura Palmer knew the Bookhouse Boys were setting up the Log Lady the whole time?

DAVID E. KELLEY WEPT

Norm MacDonald angrily shrugs Jim Gaffigan's home adrdress