The CW just went out of business!

Well how else is he going to get a series on Netflix or FXX?

Nice use of Venom in the plural. (Band name?)

NORA WEPT

I thought The Precursor was going to be played by Alfre Woodard?

How can you possibly drop a line about people who look like Katherine Hahn and not mention Ana Gasteyer?

Gwen Stacy with the good hair?

Can you believe it's been 140 years since He put all those dinosaur fossils in the ground to trick non-believers?

What that giant turd looks like now will amaze you!

It feels like just yesterday that I was cringing for a full 90 minutes!

Spidemen, we're at it again,
This time with fifty percent more Spidermennnnnnn

This Sony we're talking about, so it may tie into the Adam Sandler Omniverse as well. Is Rob Schneider available to play Aunt May, and can she be an old Botswanan woman with a speech impediment?

BECAUSE HE WEPT?

He replaced my tennis racquet with a rubber phallus!

By blogs I mean this site and every other one (Vulture has spoiled me on more episodic than I can count). I knew about the outcry to bring Barb back from the dead months before I knew who she was.

WALTON GOGGINS WEPT

Watching Stranger Things late was one of the weirdest experiences. Every single thing that might have been cool about it was relentlessly strip-mined by blogs and whatever those dumb big-headed cheap toys are.

Tiger Electronics is going to put out a piece of shit hunk of plastic with a static LCD screen, incomprehensible controls, and a colorful licensed sticker to celebrate!

Ya can't go wrong with a Coleco!

Sega's ready to console the Atari people after they lose their investment, yes.