What would God want with a boxing glove?

::Dr. Hibbert laugh::

Daryl Hannah's the one who should have gotten an Oscar nomination for Kill Bill. She's amazing the whole time, but her conversation with Budd is the stuff of legends.

::flips beard::

Threw it in the garbage?

Weren't they both Sarah Connor?

There was a meme floating around a while back of a Chinese bootleg of it where quotes were lifted from review articles but left in English so that the cover read:

Sheldon Cooper.

All my life I've waited for a gripping cancer drama where Melissa McCarthy farts up a storm after too much Tex-Mex.

I completely forgot that. She had really cornered the market as a female actress willing to play comedy for features up until Bridesmaids.

I thought she was Apparrel-American.

Don't forget the Dancing Itos!

MAN'S LAUGHTER IS A FORM OF ASSAULT

The AV Club

::adds 40 minutes of 'bonus' footage of pre-fame Aidy Bryant as Steffy, the office supply store assistant manager hilariously obsessed with writing dirty words on Post-Its::

::adds 40 minutes of 'bonus' footage featuring Kumail Nanjiani as a sassy softball referee::

::adds 40 minutes of 'bonus' footage featuring Butt Tuckus, the hilarious pizza delivery guy played by the always affable Jonah Hill::

Sir, you have really misinterpreted Freaks & Geeks.

::adds 40 minutes of 'bonus' footage of what The Simpsons might look like if they were high, based on some drawing Seth Rogen found in his sixth grade notebook::

::adds 40 minutes of 'bonus' footage of Paul Rudd laying down some 'funny' beats at a recording studio as death creeps closer and closer at age 40::