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I will eat a bowl of robin eggs and some bat meat in his honor.

Iago. You know, the foul-mouthed parrot.

Yep.

Which is terrifying, considering she's also a Lannister.

Lilian's income is also from gig economy, just pre-Internet. Paraphrasing from Season 1:

*pillow

Is it me, or is Liz Lemon getting hotter?

Starbuck was long dead by that point, so treating her fairly is moot. Whatever avatar of her TBTB was using had the primary function of getting the colonists to Earth, and there was little else to it.

GNASH!

R.I.P. Adam West, who was as awesome in person as he was on TV. Meeting him along with Frank Gorshin and Yvonne Craig at a convention long before the rise of modern fan culture was a delight.

Ghost meat and bowl of cherries?

"I don't know if it's his birthday or not. We've never discussed it."

Strip Mine, Seth MacFarlane's new animated series! Thanks to all the free porn on the Internet, Tiffani and Bambi can't make good money on the stripper cricuit, so they take a job working in a coal mine, with all sorts of kooky blue-collar characters! Talk about hard labor!!!

2018: R. I. P. Man's ability to make beer

NOBODY WANTED GUY FIERI!

Because Ghostbusters, duh

Oh God there's still a chance we'll have Christmas with the Trump family in the White House, isn't there? Will Donald remark on what a tight little ass the Virgin Mary must have had?

What about Shrek's 12 Farts Of X-Mas?

Seventy-five percent of them star Valerie Bertinelli, with Candace Cameron-Bure in the rest!