Which is especially embarrassing because according to Wikipedia the Power Rangers movie came in fourth in its opening weekend.

So, you want someone to shoot it and for the show to magically escape unscathed?

Back at the Kingdom, Morgan protests veal and non-dolphin-free tuna.

Too Many Cooks' current YouTube count: 12.6 million views.

It was an earnest Bort-mine.

But how did it get into the living room?

Then we're in agreement. She won't be allowed near the phone again.

I know all those words! But that limerick makes no sense.

And why doesn't Mortyroll dance anymore?

30 Years Of Electricity, 23 Years Of Bart Vs. Australia quotes

I love Rick & Morty. A lot. But they've released just 21 episodes in three and a half years, and I have no interest in "waiting" two years between seasons for the next decade or so.

"It's not even about him! It's mostly about Monica Lewinski, and the last two chapters are just excerpts from the OJ Simpson trial!"

I thought so. It wasn't a bird?

But his friend, Peter Cushing, insists Jerry's real!

To be fair, Carol is generally fridged in one way or another once per season regardless (trauma over the death of Sophia, locked in a supply closet, excommunicated, in a coma at Beth's hospital, self-imposed excommunication following the murder of Paula's crew) so it would not be a stretch.

Followed immediately by the jiggling of Winslow's rubber spikes.

Vince Vaughn as Frankie Badguy in True Detective Season 2.

It wasn't "a bit shaky," it was ludicrous. Negan's crew apparently calculated where Rick's crew would stop the RV and where they would take Maggie on a stretcher on foot.

I think the only real inconsistency with the idea that this is a big wide world they're living in is that Negan's caravan somehow blocked every road between Alexandria and the Hilltop in last year's finale.

What's really interesting to me is that now that we're in the survivor's-survivor portion of the story, ideologies are going to be the most important thing as The Walking Dead moves into its second act.