Moe, Moe, MOE!

Guaranteed, most newspapers' headlines tomorrow will be "She Made It After All."

The film is totally biased and Redford doesn't even try to play anything from the mother's perspective, but Moore said in interviews that she saw (and played) the character as a victim.

You mean, DWEEEE-ooh?

5ING: The One With Shrek And The Minions, In Lego Form

Moana had an art department and a script, and was directed by Disney's top dogs.

I'm kind of surprised that's even still a thing, and that the studios haven't tried to rebuild their roster of voice actors. There's got to be an actress somewhere in LA who sounds enough like Scarlet Johannsen that they could save a few million dollars.

2ING: The Stink-quel

MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL WEPT

That piece of shit cost $75 million to make?

Dan Savage recommends you hire a sex worker.

Fun fact: Laura's killer was spoiled to me by an Onion article.

In a way, the 80s died the day they finished the pilot: December 31, 1989.

You forgot the part where they shoehorn in a Joker stand-in, who's killed and resurrected each and every sweeps month.

JESSICA WALTER WEPT

Let's

JEAN GREY MOANED

Time to party like it's early 1993!

He's fine, he hid under a glass dumpster.

Unbreakable Too: 2 Many Unbreakables, featuring the most flying Unbreakables ever assembled on one stage.